Liz Tells Frank What Happened In “Flashdance”

Liz Tells Frank is a blog where Liz tells her friend Frank about media he hasn’t seen or read. Frank does not pay her for this service. Frank gets exactly what he pays for. This post originally appeared here. Dear… Read More »

Liz Tells Frank What Happened In the “John Carter” Trailer

Liz Tells Frank is a blog where Liz tells her friend Frank about media he hasn’t seen or read. Frank does not pay her for this service. Frank gets exactly what he pays for. This post originally appeared here. Dear… Read More »

Cardboard, more than corrugated.

Lazy days and wild imaginations can lead to the most amazing things. Here are two very different examples of what can be accomplished with a cardboard box and a lot of imagination.    

So Much Furor Over Some Little Red Envelopes: Netflix’s Latest Firestorm

Why so mad, internet? I get that Netflix splitting their subscription model in twain earlier this year kinda pissed you off. If you wanted something not available on instant, and you wanted it mailed to you, it was gonna cost… Read More »

Smug As A Bug In A Rug (Or, Yes, The Mainstream Really Is Terrible)

(Preface Part 1: Before we begin, we would direct you all toward this piece published earlier in the week. Upon the author’s untimely death, we intend to memorialize him by publishing a collection of his works. That article as well… Read More »

Liz Tells Frank What Happened In “The Expendables”

Liz Tells Frank is a blog where Liz tells her friend Frank about media he hasn’t seen or read. Frank does not pay her for this service. Frank gets exactly what he pays for. This post originally appeared here. Dear… Read More »

Johnny Depp Shits Bats

I’m typing this from a dark, dusty room. Joy Division’s Closer is spinning on a nearby brass Victrola, while spiders scurry to and fro across its echochamber, trying in vain to salvage the glimmering webs they spent days spinning across… Read More »

Apparently Going to the Movies was ALWAYS Annoying – Halloween 1978

I was alerted to the existence of the following clip via FEARnet.com, a fine website devoted to every aspect of horror filmmaking. The clip marries what is claimed to be audio from a 1978 screening of John Carpenter’s “Halloween,” the… Read More »

On The Happy Death Of Criticism

A few hours ago, gaming journalist Kirk Hamilton dropped a think piece on Kotaku examining the idea that this brilliant, evocative Dead Island trailer may have inadvertently set up an unconscious desire within gamers for a theoretical, future survival horror… Read More »

I still want a hoverboard. But these will do.

Great Scott!!!! First it was a weird foreign commercial starring Doc Brown. link And now it’s little black boxes filled with metal glasses, pepsi throwback and another video that will make anyone long for the days of 1985. Apparently more… Read More »