Harry Potter Baby Dolls Are The Worst, You Guys

Published on July 19, 2011, by Nex - Posted in Books, Movies 4

Babies are adorable. They’ve got cute little hands, and oversized heads and you rarely find a baby trolling for ass on Craigslist.

Baby Voldemort however, loves boning desperate Craigslist sluts. Seriously, look at that dude. That’s a baby who will one day stiff you on the rent and totally eat your last Hot Pocket.

Crafted by custom doll maker Tracy Ann Lister, that abomination against Dumbledore is part of a line of dolls designed to look like infant versions of the Harry Potter cast. Harry, Professor Snape and Remus Lupin are also represented in the collection, each looking familiar and yet also incredibly disturbing.

Still, none of them really compare to the love child of Ralph Fiennes and Serpentor.

[Propers to io9 for being the best part of Nick Denton's world.]

Author: Nex View all posts by Nex

On Twitter they call me , but you can call me "Tyrannosaurus Nex." All the opinions expressed above are mine alone (except the ones that I can sell for comically huge bags of cash).

4 Comments on "Harry Potter Baby Dolls Are The Worst, You Guys"

ryan July 23, 2011 at 5:05 pm - Reply

Gyross! Baby version of these characters is a stupid idea, and yeah, this one is disgusting.
- August 30, 2011 at 1:43 am - Reply
  
  You’re the grteeast! JMHO
August 30, 2011 at 4:07 am - Reply

For the love of God, keep writing these artciels.
Rory October 17, 2011 at 6:33 pm - Reply

I love it. I want this doll.